Sound Advice from a Father

I was helping my sister with something that involved my being in full hair and make up... we are talking 2.5 hours of curling my hair and applying paint to my face so that I could be presentable in a digital, and eventual very public world... yikes... I am a little nervous... but that is not the point of this post...

Here is the interaction that took place with my father later that evening.

Me: "I'm all dressed up with no place to go."

Papa: "I've heard that some women stand on the corner... men will just pick you up.... and then they take you places.... AND they pay you... so you will have something to do and have money... you should try it."

Awesome.